why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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