just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What a dumb baby whore.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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