Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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