is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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