**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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