What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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