I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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