therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Randomize