I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
