I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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