As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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