i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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