Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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