the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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