Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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