She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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