it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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