he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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