I didn't shave. On purpose
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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