Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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