Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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