So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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