She's JV to your varsity
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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