That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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