He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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