Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
