guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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