How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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