I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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