I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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