I love black thongs
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My vagina is very pro this idea
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