no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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