he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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