Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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