Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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