This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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