they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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