If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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