dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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