I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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