if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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