i wish starbucks made bloody marys
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
