is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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