Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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