your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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