this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
babies were throwing up all over the place
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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