My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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