good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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