It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
