We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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