we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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