she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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