just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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