I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You can't motorboat a personality
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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